Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Confessions of a First Time Show Go-er: Day Two




Lingo Starr: Weird Words That Are Only Weird For a Newbie


Getting the gate sounds really violent to a kid who doesn’t know what exactly that means. I think when I first heard the phrase being used my internal reaction sounded something like “Oh no. Wait, what happens at the gate?!”

Lope. What it is: it’s basically canter for western horses. What it sounds like: Painful.

Posting. What it is: rising out of the saddle for the trot in English and Hunt classes. What it sounds like: Hanging advertisements. I first noticed it was a thing that was happening when I realized its absence from our Western riding friends.

I couldn’t possibly write about the fun (and pretty weird) lingo without mentioning all of the things different colored horses are called. I’ve pretty much mastered them at this point thanks to my incessant question asking (apologies to everyone I was around at the beginning. It was really touch and go for a while). Let’s see. We have Bey, Chestnut, Grey (even though it seems that most of them are pretty white, let’s be real), Palomino, Pinto, and Black (Fun name, creative kids).

Martingale. What it is: a piece of equipment used only for working horses in order to get better leverage and control while training. What it sounds like: A bird masquerading as a Vegas showgirl.

Surcingle. What it is: A piece of training equipment used for long lining. What it sounds like: Sir Single, the most eligible of all of the bachelors!

Green. What it is:  A word meant to describe a young and inexperienced horse. What it sounds like: A color. It might be exciting to see a horse that is literally green.

Show Hack. What it is: A class with tight white pants and far too many gaits. What it sounds like: Dangerous. Don’t do that. Just aggressive, horror movie stuff. 

-Lindsay

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